blitz-is-taking-flight:

so a tumblr user writes a post

and then a tumblr gets offended.

and then other gets offended

and then another

and another

everyone gets offended

you know what offends me

offended people

fais-ce-que-voudras:

SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO TO A CON DRESSED AS PHIL COULSON DRESSED AS CAPTAIN AMERICA AT A CON

GO GO GO

(via borntokneel)

god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick